Honesty



    One day, while a woodcutter was  cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he began crying, God appeared and asked him, "Why  are you crying?" The woodcutter told Him that his axe has
fallen into water.

    God went down into the water and reappeared with a  golden axe."Is this your axe?", God asked. The woodcutter said "No". God again went down and came up with a  silver axe. "Is this your axe?", God asked. The wood cutter  said "No". God went down again and came up with an iron  axe."Is this your axe?" God asked. The wood cutter said "Yes". God was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all the three axes. The woodcutter went home happily.

    One day while he was walking with his wife along the  river, his wife fell into the river. When he began crying, God appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "My wife has  fallen into water." God went down into the
water and came up  with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?", God asked. "Yes",he  said. God was furious. "You cheat! I will curse you......", God scolded.

    He quickly said, "Forgive me My Lord. It is a misunderstanding. If I say "No" to Jennifer Lopez, you will come  up with Catherine Zeta Jones. If I also say "No" to her, you  will finally come up with my wife and I will say "Yes". Then you will give all the three to me. I am a poor man. I will not be able to look after all the three. So that's why I've to say "Yes".