One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch
of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he began crying, God
appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter
told Him that his axe has
fallen into water.
God went down into the water and reappeared with a
golden axe."Is this your axe?", God asked. The woodcutter said
"No". God again went down and came up with a silver axe.
"Is this your axe?", God asked. The wood cutter said "No".
God went down again and came up with an iron axe."Is this your
axe?" God asked. The wood cutter said "Yes". God was pleased
with the man's honesty and gave him all the three axes. The woodcutter went home
One day while he was walking with his wife along the
river, his wife fell into the river. When he began crying, God appeared
and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "My wife has fallen
into water." God went down into the
water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?",
God asked. "Yes",he said. God was furious. "You cheat! I
will curse you......", God scolded.
He quickly said, "Forgive me My Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. If I say "No" to Jennifer Lopez, you will come
up with Catherine Zeta Jones. If I also say "No" to her, you
will finally come up with my wife and I will say "Yes". Then
you will give all the three to me. I am a poor man. I will not be able to look
after all the three. So that's why I've to say "Yes".